G’morning, g’afternoon, g’night.
These dogs promise daily delight.
So go on, place one in your cart
Cuz then they’ll never depart!
Their eyes will track all your moves,
From morning ups to midday news.
Bachelors, spinsters, mothers, fathers,
Sisters and brothers (and all and any others)–
We all could use a friend!
And while I cannot attend,
To you, this mug I will send!
Get it now, cuz here I end.
(In other words: This is an enamel mug, featuring dogs mugging. Buy it for yourself, or a friend, or a dog friend.)
• Material: Enamel
• Dimensions: height 3.14″ (8 cm), diameter 3.54″(9 cm)
• White coating with a silver rim
• Hand-wash only
• Blank product sourced from China
Attention! Don’t heat liquids or food directly in the mug—it can damage the coating.